The Boatblog Returns

Welcome back Boatbloggers ®

It finally dawned on us that…

So we decided to get one!

We found this in a field somewhere outside Canet en Roussillon…

New Boat In A Field 2

So we made an offer, and in the space of a few months the nice people at Catana turned it from this…

New Boat In a field 1

into this…

New Boat In the factory 1

and then to this…

New Boat In the factory

and this…

New Boat In the yard

And finally to this…

New Boat Bloody cold when we picked it up

It was bloody cold when we picked it up, but we still celebrated.

You’re meant to break the bottle on the side of the ship, but we didn’t want to put a dent in it so early on. Besides, why waste all that lovely French champagne?

But it’s not all just boozing and enjoying yourself. Well it is, but moving onto a boat is about the same moving into a house,

New Boat Moving Day 2

New Boat Moving Day 3

New Boat Moving Day 1

…except you have to walk the plank every time you bring something on board.

Plank

But it wasn’t long before we had everything Shipshape and Bristol Fashion, and we were off to sunnier climes…

Cap n Ju Waving

First stop down to Barcelona, then Menorca and Mallorca, up to La Grande Motte and Toulon on the South coast of France, then back down to the Balearics, over to mainland Spain and following the coast to Gibraltar, through the Strait to Cadiz, before ending up on the Algarve coast.

Lyn in Gib

Doesn’t she look great! (All together now) And the boat’s not bad either. Here we are moored up in Gibraltar.

Gib, as us sailors call it, has everything you need. Duty free fuel, duty free fags, a Morrisons selling black pudding, bacon and Melton Mowbray Pork Pies and all the other things you miss when you’re away for a long time.

And this…

Curry Sushi

What more could you want? Curry and Sushi in one place. Though it turns out it’s a bit difficult eating curry with chopsticks.

Curry Sushi Hard to eat curry with chopsticks

One of the great things about having a superyacht in the Med is that it turns out that you have a lot of friends. OK, so technically it might not be a superyacht, but we it’s pretty darn super. So we have had lot’s of visitors…

Visitors James Emma

James & Emma

Visitors Nick Shelagh

Nick & Shelagh

Visitors Paul Selina

Paul & Selina

IMG 3362

Martin

Visitors Ju Carol

Carol &

Visitors Lyn Simon

Simon

Visitors Jo

Jo

Visitors Jane Ian

Jane & Ian

And of course – this bunch…

Visitors Alice Ben Rory Joe

And Mr Nick Cursi came all the way from Cape Town to see us – but we didn’t get a picture.  Oh no! You’re just going to have to come again Nick.

When Joe arrived he had come direct from a wedding, which is why he turned up half sailor, half usher.

Joe dressed for a wedding

…But we soon got him into the proper gear.

Joe looking serious for once Rory

Rory taught us to windsurf

Joe even caught a fish…

Lyn not looking too happy about us catching a fish Rory

…though Lyn doesn’t look too impressed. We were going to use it as bait to catch something bigger, but unfortunately Joe dropped the rod over the side. Doh! However, this was not the end of our fishing triumphs. One night, a wave broke over the trampoli…sorry – I mean the nets, and we caught a squid!

Squid

Though it was a bit whiffy by the time we found it.

It’s always good to have guests, as their help is invaluable when crewing the boat.

Martin crew 1  Shelagh training

Cap n Selina PM   Martin Crew 2

Rory floating   Alice through the looking glass Rory     Visitors James       Cap n Paul

Dinghy Experts

* Editor’s Note:-Simon is rather pleased with the picture of him and Ju by the dinghy, because he thinks it makes HIS stomach looks smaller than Ju’s. Our readers can rest assured that this is in fact nothing other than a trick of the light caused by a highly unusual camera angle. For those Boatbloggers® who wish to get a more accurate impression please scroll to Appendix A at the end of this article.

One of the things that has struck me as we have sailed down from France, is how many things you aren’t meant to do. There are little signs put up all over the place banning this that and the other, so for one blog, and one blog only, please welcome…

THE BOATBLOG® SIGN COLLECTION

No driving

No Cars

No horse riding

No Horses

No walking

No People

No dog pooing or stealing trees

No Dog Poo & No Stealing Trees

No Climbing

No Climbing

No Trilbys

No Trilbys

No dog poo ing

We’ve told you about that dog before

No drowning

No Drowning

No Anything 2

No Anything

And you definitely mustn’t do this…

No poo ing

(That’s enough signs. Ed)

Ju thought it was time to get with the zeitgeist, and follow the fine example set by Ben and be a bit more vegetarian. It didn’t start well.

Ju eats vegan

TOFU

Ju eats Ribs

RIBS

It’s nice to socialise, and enjoy a few quiet sundowners in the evening. Ju and Martin went to an All You Can Eat Argentinian Steak House. Unfortunately Martin thought it was an All You Can Drink Argentinian Steak House.

It s not all boozing All you can drink

Ben struggles to reach his glass…

It s not all boozing Ben looking sozzled\

And Lyn enjoys a piscine of rosé.

It s not all boozing 1

But it’s not all just boozing and having fun. (Hmmmm. Ed) 

There’s work to be done.

Dinghy Captain

Lyn Coiling Ropes

Cap n Ju takes the helm

Lyn Hosing

Putting on the bridle

(Editor’s Note:- That’s Simon in the yellow shorts helping to put the bridle on. His stomach may be smaller, but who’s got the best bum? Answers to the usual address, and the first person with the correct answer gets to take the Captain out for dinner. )

Keeping fit is vital for the international sailor, so we have yoga…

Yoga on deck

Swimming…

Rory swims

And acrobatics…

The girl on the swing

This week’s blog competition is called, MATCH THE WALL. This is an advanced technique used by the Urban Warrior to blend into his or her surroundings.

Matching the walls 1

RORY

Matching the walls 2

LYN

Matching The Walls 4

JU

And the winner is ……Ju. With his wonderfully garish orange and black combo. He’s not called The Chameleon for nothing.

Matching The Walls 5

His “sun-bleached” hair even matches the window frame. Splendid attention to detail. Well done Ju.

And now we come to the Arty Farty Prize. And this blog has a number of very strong entries.

Arty Farty 5 Lyn

“Misty Sunrise” by Lyn

Mainsail PM

“Sails” By Paul Miller

Arty Farty 1 Ju

“Boat” by Ju

All excellent contenders, but the winner is…. Rory with “Spike Leaves.”

Arty Farty 2 Rory

And in a new category called “Sailor’s Delight,” we show off some of the Red Sky At Nights we have seen – no filters used…

Red Sky At Night 3

Red Sky At Night 2

Red Sky at Night 4 Rory

Sunset 2

And this last one – just to prove that we do use an anchor ball.

We do use an anchor ball

Sometimes.

And finally a random bunch of photos from our travels, in no particular order…

Africa in the mist

Africa Through The Mist

Caves of Drac

Cave boat – The Caves of Drac

Cool clouds 2

Exploding Clouds

Cool door

Fornells Rory

Nice Buildings

Green Flash 3

Green Flash (For James)

Lagoon 2

Lagoon

Flag PM

The Red Duster

View of boat 2

Cat in the Middle

Don t like the look of those clouds

Don’t like the look of those clouds…

View from the bridge

A View From The Bridge

Lyn

The Crew

Adios for now amigos. And thanks to all our friends who came to visit us, (and let us use their photos)

Ju & Lyn

 

APPENDIX A

Simon & Ju – The True Picture

Fat SimonNewImage

6 thoughts on “The Boatblog Returns”

  1. WOW WOW WOW!. So good to hear from you! Yes, we want to visit. All good here in Colorado. Would love to have you here (July-March) or in North Carolina (April-June).

  2. OMG you 2 have certainly got it sussed ! What a life ? I love it. Love to visit you one day. Love the blog keep it coming . Love the boat . Catamaran is it ? Keep blogging I love it . Have fun xo gosh just read this back there’s an awful lot of love mentioned in this message !!

  3. Ah! Great to have The BoatLog back – what else are we supposed to do with our envy? 😉
    And great to actually feature in the actual Boatlog along with my (actual) Wife!!! When the Boatlog Oscars are announced I’ll be able to say I had a bit part in a living breathing work of art. And in the hope of getting another invite aboard HMS Domini, may i say: ‘Ju, that Simon looks a real fatty compared to you…’ Paul & Selina x

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